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Extra! Extra! Boredom finally defeated
The newspaper your dog will actually devour.
The PuppyTimes is a soft, crinkly newspaper toy that turns natural prey-and-play instincts into a satisfying outlet for busy mouths and restless minds.
🗞️ Irresistible crunchy, crinkly sound
🦷 No ink, non-toxic and made for chewing
🧺 Machine washable on a gentle cold cycle
$28.99
25 × 18 cm · all sizes & ages · 30-day try-it guarantee
Breaking news: boredom strikes
When their brain has nothing to chase, your home becomes the headline.
The squeaky toy gets ignored after five minutes
Restless energy becomes shoes, cushions and chaos
Rainy days leave no satisfying outlet
Hard toys can be noisy, bulky and rough on mouths
Meet the front-page fix
A crinkly little story with a very tired ending.
Fixes: short attention spans
A rustle that sounds like prey
Every shake, scrunch and bite makes a crunchy crinkle dogs are naturally drawn to—keeping the game interesting without electronics or stuffing.
Fixes: destructive energy
A safe outlet for bite, shake and tug
The soft polyester body is chewable and tear-resistant for energetic play while staying gentler on teeth than hard, supposedly indestructible toys.
Fixes: grubby favourites
Machine washable, ready for tomorrow’s edition
When play gets messy, use a gentle cold wash and let The PuppyTimes return fresh for the next breaking story.
The readers have spoken
The PuppyTimes Readers’ Gallery
Real dogs. Real customer posts. Very serious investigative chewing.
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“Great crinkle dog toy. My dogs love it and it washes really well in the laundry.”
“My furbaby is having a blast bunching it up, shaking it and carrying it around. Super easy to clean too.”
“It keeps my dog occupied and gives me time for myself. A little lifesaver.”
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Why dogs subscribe
Four reasons this edition stays in circulation.
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🔊 Crunchy crinkle sound
Rustles with every bite and shake to reward play and hold attention.
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Feature report · 02
🧠 Natural instinct outlet
Mimics prey rustling so sniff, chase, bite and shake behaviours get a better target.
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🧺 Machine washable
Gentle cold wash for an easy reset after slobbery play.
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🐾 Every size & age
Lightweight enough for puppies and small mouths, engaging enough for bigger dogs.
How it works · three easy columns
Hand over today’s edition
Let instinct take the story
Wash and republish
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Hand over today’s edition
Introduce it with a quick scrunch so your dog hears the irresistible rustle.
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Let instinct take the story
They bite, shake, carry and bunch it up while the crinkle keeps rewarding every move.
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Wash and republish
After messy play, machine wash gently in cold water and air dry for the next session.
The fact-check desk
Not every chew toy deserves the front page.
Ordinary toy
The PuppyTimes
Crinkle reward with every movement
Soft, lightweight mouth feel
No ink and non-toxic materials
Machine washable
Made for every size and age
A promise worth printing
30-day try-it guarantee
If it is not their kind of story, send it back.
Tracked delivery
Follow every edition from dispatch to doorstep.
Secure checkout
Every order is encrypted end to end.
Letters to the editor
Everything pawrents ask before subscribing
Q1
What size is The PuppyTimes?
Approximately 25 × 18 cm (9.8 × 7 inches), with a soft, lightweight shape that is easy for dogs to carry.
Q2
Is it suitable for puppies and small dogs?
Yes. It is designed for all sizes and ages. Supervise play and choose toys appropriate for your dog’s chewing style.
Q3
Can I machine wash it?
Yes. Use a gentle cold cycle, then air dry before the next play session.
Q4
Is it indestructible?
No toy is indestructible—and that is intentional. Extremely hard toys can damage teeth. The PuppyTimes is tear-resistant and made for chewing, but inspect it regularly and supervise strong chewers.
Q5
Does every newspaper look exactly the same?
The printed newspaper content may vary, so the edition you receive can differ slightly from product photography.
Q6
What is it made from?
Soft polyester with a crinkly inner layer. It uses no newspaper ink and is non-toxic.
Extra! Extra! The good dog is finally tired.
Give restless mouths a better story to chase, shake and crunch.
🗞️ Crinkle-powered play🧺 Machine washable🔁 30-day guarantee
All sizes & ages · no ink · tracked delivery